I found this nifty little application today, I thought it was so well put together that I'd share it with all of you. - ENJOY!
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Print out & submit as per instructions at the bottom of the form.
1. Name: ___________________________________________Date of Birth: ______________
2. Height: _________________________ Weight: _____________________ GPA: _________
3. Social Sec #: ____________________ Drivers license #: ____________________________
4. Boy Scout Rank: ___________________________________________________________
5. Home address: ____________________________________ City/State: ________________
6. Do you have one male & one female parent? Yes __________ No ____________
7. If no, explain: ______________________________________________________________
8. Number of years parents married: _______________________________________________
9. Do you own a van?________A truck w/ oversized tires? _________ A Water bed? _________
10. Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring? ____________ A Tattoo? ____________
(if yes to any of #9 or #10, discontinue application and leave premises.....)
11. In 20 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? ________________________________
12. In 20 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? _________________________
13. In 20 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you? ___________________________________________________________________________
14: Church you attend: _________________ How often you attend: ______________________
15: When would be the best time to interview your Mother, Father & Priest? ________________
16: What would you be IF I allow you to grow up? ___________________________________
Answer by filling in the blanks. Please answer freely - all answers are confidential
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be:
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be:
When I meet a girl, the first thing I notice is her:
(Note: If your answer begins with either T or A, discontinue the application and leave the premises:
Keep low and run in a serpentine fashion)
I SWEAR THAT THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED IS TRUE AND ACCURATE TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, UNDER PENALTY OF: NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, DEATH, AND/OR DISMEMBERMENT.
Signature of applicant: ______________________________________________________
Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
Please do NOT attempt to call or write. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two large Eastern European gentlemen in trench coats carrying violin cases.
APPLICANT'S RIGHT THUMB PRINT IN BLOOD
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This is Emily, my inspiration for this blog entry.....
